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notquiteshakespeare:

i read this is samuel l jacksons voice

notquiteshakespeare:

i read this is samuel l jacksons voice

(Source: eatmorebikes, via moistclunge)

— 9 hours ago with 20505 notes
aamukherjee:

Man, I love XKCD.
This is the best layman’s explanation I’ve seen of the heartbleed bug. People, please do remember to change your passwords on sites which have updated their software to account for the OpenSSL issue. 

aamukherjee:

Man, I love XKCD.

This is the best layman’s explanation I’ve seen of the heartbleed bug. People, please do remember to change your passwords on sites which have updated their software to account for the OpenSSL issue. 

(Source: xkcd.com, via itsadani)

— 2 days ago with 317 notes
dogscan:


Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

(Source: music-singing-sun, via itsadani)

— 2 days ago with 241073 notes

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via moistclunge)

— 1 week ago with 1153002 notes
captainswanouat:

you are the guy who stole my hearti am the girl you’re always  f i g h t i n g  for

captainswanouat:

you are the guy who stole my heart
i am the girl you’re always  f i g h t i n g  for

(via fyesemmaandhook)

— 2 weeks ago with 1904 notes

mydollyaviana:

Disney Haiku (Pixar version coming soon)

(via strength-in-song)

— 2 weeks ago with 6351 notes

stanathanlovelovelove:

onequartercanadian:

onewordtest:

"Do you think the final episode might not live up to expectations?"

- everyone’s immediate reaction during the awkward pause after the interviewer asks if the finale is really that good -

Neil: *internally screaming*

Alyson: probably not

Jason: Josh, you take this one

Josh: “um…”

Cobie: “well…”

You know you wrote a bad finale when even the cast doesn’t even like it.

EVEN THE FUCKING CAST DOESN’T LIKE IT

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— 2 weeks ago with 22682 notes