i’m gonna take a screenshot of every post on the ttg tag that’s “teen titans go more like teen titans nO” and save them into one folder on my comp and upload it to photobucket so every time someone makes that witty fresh joke i can link them to an entire gallery of those jokes
STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING.
THIS IS A VIDEO OF JOSH KEATON (VOICE OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN) READING A SELECTION OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MEMES.
This is infinitely hilarious.
(Source: houseof-m, via themightymaskerader)
Actors (in suits!) and their heights
I saw a graphic that had Jared Padalecki and Martin Freeman and their compared heights, and I wondered where all my favorite actors fell on the scale. So here you go, Tumblr.
Height chart is from (x)
(PS: I’m from the US, so it’s in feet and inches. I’ll get around to metric eventually)
This looks like a police lineup.
“Ma’am, which one of these men ruined your life?”
*sobbing* All of them!
(Source: flirtykurty, via itsadani)
(via Graphing Our Emotions: Toy Story 3 Edition | Oh My Disney)
Relive the emotional experience of watching “Toy Story 3” with charts and graphs.
Completely accurate.
Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
SHE TRICKED THE TRICKSTER GOD. That’s all I needed to see to make her my hero(ine).
Love.
(Source: iamnevertheone, via itsadani)
| Aurora: | Story of your first kiss |
| Rapunzel: | 5 things from your bucket list |
| Dory: | Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad) |
| Pocahontas: | Something new you taught someone. |
| Mulan: | Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened. |
| Jasmine: | The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy? |
| Belle: | Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story? |
| Ariel: | Where do you think you belong, and why? |
| Flounder: | Something that surprised you and frightened you. |
| Eric: | Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened. |
| Aladdin: | A sacrifice you made for someone. |
| Tiana: | A time you tried the hardest for something. |
| Boo: | A childhood hero. |
| Cruella: | Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have. |
| Seven Dwarfs: | 7 things you like in the people around you. |
| Kronk: | What you are best at in the kitchen? |
| Simba: | Something a parent has taught you. |
| Cinderella: | "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you? |
| Nemo: | Your bravest moment. |
| Terk: | Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone? |
| Buzz: | Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any. |
| Alice: | Done drugs? |
| Peter Pan: | Something from your childhood that you still love. |
I cried then I drank.
That made me stop my crying.
Hi, Alcoholism!